Thursday, June 28, 2007

Boo PVR Cinemas & (Pepsi) Aquafina




PVR Cinemas, particularly the multiplex at Saket, is perhaps one of my most despised locations to watch a movie in Delhi. Bad legspace, terrible audio, overpriced yet extremely unappetizing snacks, parking problems, non-availability of tickets, poor variety of movies (Hindi & English mainstream 'blockbusters' only) are just few of the factors why I would rather buy / rent a DVD and watch it at home than go to this place. Today I found another one - bottled water.

It was one of those days where I wanted to see a movie on a big screen, and was able to do so in the morning. Morning shows alleviate the problems of parking and non-availability of tickets. so I said, "What the heck." The movie was nice, but here's something interesting I found. PVR cinemas gets specially packaged water from Aquafina. No big deal there. In addition, as per their display board, the cinema hall charged as per the MRP (Maximum Retail Price) on the bottle. That's sweet of them.

But here's the kicker.

The bottled is marked MRP Rs. 20.

But the net weight is only 750 ml.

With a little bit of Math, that means that this bottled water costs Rs. 26.67 per litre. Interestingly, a bottle of Aquafina in the regular market (presumably the water in both is of the same quality) comes for Rs. 12 per litre!

So what's going? Presumably this has something do with the case of Ankit Jain, who took Nirula's (a fast food chain) to Consumer court for charging him way above the MRP for a soft-drink can, won the case, thereby enforcing the law that packaged goods cannot be sold at cost above than the printed MRP.

Seems fishy!!! - has PVR cinemas found a loophole by colluding with the manufacturer to jack up the MRP?

Disclaimer: The alleged collusion and all above information is nothing more than a rant. There is no claim to truth in this article. I am not party to any information or agreement between PepsiCo and PVR Cinemas. This post is merely an observation by a lay consumer which leads to an interesting question. Furthermore, I do not claim that any such action or related actions by PepsiCo or PVR Cinemas is in any way contrary to the provisions of law. However, I reserve the right to have distaste for their deficiency of services.

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Sunday, June 24, 2007

DVD Region Encoding, Piracy, Solutions...




This came as a surprise to me. Apparently the main purpose behind DVD region-encoding is to curb piracy! I always thought that it was just to irritate consumers.

Disclaimer: I neither condone nor condemn piracy. This is a mere rant.

Most people who use DVDs have probably experienced the annoyance of region encoding. Simply put, region encoding is a mechanism built in to original DVD movies (and video games) that disables you from playing DVDs from one region in a player belonging to another region. For more on regional encoding, click here.

Unfortunately the forces that be are most probably going to extend this tremendously stupid practice to the next generation, though in the case of Blu-Ray discs the number of regions would be reduced.

The reason I call this tremendously stupid is in relation to the fact that pirated discs are what is called 'region-free' - i.e. they don't have this locking mechanism. So in essence, pirated discs are more consumer friendly than original discs! Couple that with the fact that you can get pirated discs for a fraction of the cost of an original DVD movie, and you have marketing suicide.

The only reasons that DVDs sell are that people don't know of the pirated options, and/or don't want to bother with visiting seedy shops. In a few cases, people might even have an ethical objection to piracy. That would be fairly remote though.

So how can they fight piracy?

A better business model - There is no way that the movie industry et al will win this war in the courts. No. way. There are too many people involved in copyright violations and piracy, and moreover, most of them operate beyond the jurisdiction of American courts. The 'war' cannot be won by technological means either. The very nature of hackers is that they thrive on intellectual stimulation. Companies adopting more complex and tougher copy protection mechanisms only translates to offering a greater challenge to pirates (not to mention, also increasing their profit potential!) The only way piracy can be beat in long term is by giving better value for money, i.e. an improved mix of price and quality.

Price :
The irony in region encoding is that it could have been best used to enable companies to utilize price discrimination, i.e. they could have charged different costs for their movies in different countries. e.g. an original ps2 game in India costs over Rs. 2,000. A pirated ps2 game Costs Rs. 50. An average college graduate in an area like New Delhi can hope to earn between Rs. 10,000 and Rs. 15,000 at his first job. Which option do you think he / she would go for? In my very unscientific but empirically sound judgment, I find the difference in cost of living translates such that an average persons spending $40 in the U.S. is about the same as an average person spending Rs. 400 in India. Thus, perhaps a more appropriate price for original ps2 games would be around Rs. 500.

Furthermore, by changing the method of distribution from physical DVDs sold in brick-and-mortar stores, if the industries focus more on distributing via the internet (and concurrently investing in ISPs to increase speed and connectivity), they will find themselves with a bigger profit margin, part of which can be passed on to the consumer in terms of lower prices.

Quality :
The biggest flaw with the DVD and other optical disc media is durability. A few scratches on your disc, and you can no longer enjoy your movie / video games / music. This is one area where original media beats pirated media, but only slightly. Pirated discs are typically of low quality but given the way the average person uses them (short term not long term) this is usually insignificant. Moreover, the price difference is such that you can buy and replace your pirated discs several times over for the cost of one original disc. However, notably, most people when they buy something like it to work without any issue or hassle, and this is one of the few reasons why someone would opt for original content over pirated content.

The appropriate measure to take here would be the introduction of schemes whereby consumers would be able to replace their scratched discs at a nominal cost instead of having to buy the disc again. (But of course, the best solution would be to move to a more durable format).

Conclusion : Legal and technological options alone will not end piracy, but would only make piracy more profitable. What the industries need to do is to look at their very own foundation of capitalism - the 'war' has to be fought in the market. Ironically, the very ideology that started modern industry has now in this case come to bite them back in the ass. Compete or be extinct.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Boo This Man!




You may have never seen this man before. But he sucks and you may be a victim of his marketing. His name is Bernard Weber. A Swiss national, he is the 'brains' behind the 'New 7 Wonders' campaign. If you have received any SMSes / e-mails asking you to vote for the Taj Mahal, you would know what I am talking about. More on that, and the newspaper article which exposes this farce after the link.

This campaign is an atrocious attempt to make 'American Idol' style voting bullshit out of the world's cultural heritage. The main idea is that the Weber and his New Open World Corporation have taken it upon themselves to create a new list of The 7 Wonders of the World. How do they do this? They have signed up with multiple telecom companies throughout the world to establish a system whereby you can vote for your favourite monument via SMS, phone or the internet. This of course generates revenue for them as well as the telecom companies, though they claim on their website that this is only to "fund the project." This way their corporation feeds off the patriotic sentiments of gullible people throughout the world, to make some money, and to have a swell party in Lisbon in July to announce the 'winners.'

Unfortunately a lot of people fall for this bullshit, and fail to even address the basic question of who gave Bernard Weber or his corporation the authority (or even the appropriate credibility) to engage in this 'campaign'? The '7 Wonders' can be traced back to ancient times (a few hundred years B.C.) and although there is a lot of debate but no consensus on what comes under the list and what doesn't, I for one find it wholly inappropriate for a corporation to use it commercially in this manner. The tragedy is that patriotism is a sentiment that can make idiots out of people as I recently experienced.

Surprisingly, (at least with reference to my recent criticism of the media) I highly recommend reading a very good article written on this farcical enterprise by Girish Sharma in The Pioneer.

Edit: In case the link for the Pioneer article doesn't work, go to The Pioneer's homepage | Scroll down to "Archives" | Select 15 June, 2007 and click "Go!" | Scroll down to the Article titled " 'New list' of wonders a money-making ploy."

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Innovation: A Famine in India



When it comes to consumer goods, especially electronic items, I come across one very common phenomenon time and again - and that is the import of electronics and other goods which are designed for western markets into India, without any apparent application of mind in adapting the product for Indian conditions. A few examples:

  1. In places like Delhi (and AFAIK Mumbai) most cars are driven by drivers and not the owners themselves. Would it not make sense then to provide separate air conditioner vents for the back seat? I find it absurd that people spend 20, 30, 40 etc. lakhs on cars, and then their drivers get to stay cool more than the owner!! (of course eventually it cools down - that's not the point). The only car I know of that has this feature is the Tata Indigo.
    The same, by the way, applies to automatic transmission, which is just oh so sweet for driving in traffic jams, but still few manufacturers offer AT, and when they do it comes at a significant premium.
  2. HDTV - this is my personal favourite pet peeve (mainly because I don't have one! ;) ). But coming to the point, shops are selling, and people are buying widescreen, HDTV LCDs left right and center - in a country where there is no HD content on TV!!! And even widescreen content is limited to DVDs, which again are not as preferred by the mainstream as VCDs. Yet, people spend lakhs on a single TV only to watch their fave saas-bahu serial all stretched out horizontally... sick!
  3. Cell Phones - Nokia, Sony Ericsson and others all are quick are importing and advertising their latest imports. However, what's the point of importing phones that are 3G when 3G is not even available in India! (and there are some really nice phones like the SE M600i which only have 3G internet access capabilities, and not even EDGE).
What's worse is than in a country which is so prominent on the IT map of the world, domestic products are terrible. Only someone with a very tight budget and/or little value for quality would go in for a desi TV, or other products such as the atrociously ugly and overpriced HCL Neopod mp3 player. The end result is that we depend on foreign manufactured products, and consequently have to bear the atrocious duty on such products.

Really, what is the problem? Is there a famine of creativity in our country? Why are we so good at being servile (e.g. BPOs) but so bad at being innovative? Why is it that we are not coming up with the next new thing in TV technology?

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Breaking News: Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Drivers.... Public-at-large Yawns.



(Photo Credit: The Veblog)

Is the Vatican issuing 10 commandments for drivers news?!? A joke, yes, but news?!?! I hate the path much of Indian media is taking - and that is in the footsteps of American media. If there is anything I hate more than the inane bullshit that tabloidesque newspaper supplements print, it's the damn channels on TV, taking a dump on the general public 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (btw the use of the term "24x7" is not a dig at NDTV specifically).

Problems with the contemporary media:
  • The whole concept of dedicated 24x7 news channels presupposes that there is enough news out there for every second of every day.
  • Ethics are so terribly lacking - I remember when the bombs went of in Sarojini Nagar in Delhi, their own coverage showed how reporters were actually getting in the way of doctors in the emergency ward who were trying to give immediate attention to very seriously injured patients - all to get close-ups of bloody patients.
  • They love to gloat about their showy but really unimportant achievements (such as in having the maximum viewership) - which takes me to my next point...
  • TRPs = retardation.
  • The way they influence mobs in protest. Not only do they give a distorted image, but with recent reports, it seems they actually have a role in agitating them.
  • Their wholly unscientific reporting of 'scientific' studies. For example, they reported how scientists have narrowed down a gene related to monogamy. The popular media then extrapolated this study to the human race, and in their typical sensationalist bullshit started predicting that such gene could perhaps one day be manipulated to 'cure' polygamous humans. It takes three words to destroy this prophecy: Human Cultural History. Humans have been polygamous for the majority of their history, yet monogamy has now come to be accepted as the status quo in most complex societies. Thus, polygamy / monogamy is a cultural issue and not a genetic one. But examining the whole issue isn't that exciting.
  • Bollywood exists because of the media, and I hate Bollywood। The media today creates people with chai-wallah faces like Shah Rukh Khan into 'hot superstars.'

  • To be continued...

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Cables and More...



These are a few pictures I took yesterday in the Paharganj area in Delhi. I am fascinated by how terribly the electric / phone /cable TV companies lay their wires!! (And yet how few accidents and fires occur). Click below for more pictures.

More Pictures at Paharganj:
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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucketp.s. Major props to Airtel for not only laying down their cables very well, but also insisting to the customer that they do so even if he/she demands otherwise.

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Aishwarya Rai Sucks




World, here's my exposé on why she is so damn annoying.

Aishwarya Rai sucks because:

  1. She cannot act. What she does is an insult to acting - and my evidence is Dhoom 2, which is perhaps the single most heinous movie ever made in Bollywood.
  2. Really, she is not that hot - as is evidenced above. Sure she was Miss World, but that doesn't prove anything except that she was willing to degrade herself to participating in a stupid and shallow 'contest.' She is not the 'world's most beautiful woman' - not even close.
  3. I am tired of seeing her in the news - whether is praying at some temple, her being manglik (whatever that means) or her wedding to Abhishek Bachchan (who probably didn't bother to shave for the wedding) - I. Don't. Care. It's not news. It's bullshit.
  4. She did a bang-up job 'representing' India on the Oprah show... and by "bang-up" I mean "abominable."
  5. She has the fashion sense of a blind & deaf dog dying a slow death from rabies.
  6. Her apparent 'hotness' gets her serious roles like that of Kiranjit Ahluwalia in the Movie 'Provoked' even though she can't act, and really is not suitable for the role. Here's the real Kiranjit Ahluwalia - would you cast Aishwarya Rai to play her?
(Kiranjit Ahluwalia - has nothing in common with Aishwarya Rai)


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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Advaita Gig - NCR



Advaita is an upcoming band that is based in Delhi. It's one of the very few bands in India that has a unique sound, and tremendous potential to grow. There's a good gig coming up, so I thought I'd post about it here.

Date: June 24, 2007 (Sunday)
Venue: Shri Ram School Auditorium, DLF III
Time: 5:00pm

Advaita is an eclectic fusion band based in New Delhi, India. As their name suggests (an ancient Indian philosophy meaning Non (A) Dual (Dvai), the band has a spiritual dimension, which runs through their work.

The members of this outfit come from all kinds of musical backgrounds from rock to Indian classical. Their brand of contemporary ‘organic’ fusion has however, been hailed as one of the most original and creative sounds to ever come out of the Indian underground music scene. No where else can one hear a sarangi, tabla and and Hindustani Classical vocalist blend so effortlessly, yet so exotically with guitars, drums and keyboards. Added to this brew are electronic soundscapes which give their music a new age global context.

The last season has seen Advaita’s reputation grow by leaps and bounds and the band is now considered one of the most exciting live acts on the circuit in Delhi.

Outlook magazine refer to them as ‘pioneers’ of a new sound and The Hindustan Times very recently awarded them the title of ‘bright spark’ in their survey of the Delhi music scene. Advaita’s refreshing approach to the confluence of Eastern and Western sounds and their mature song-writing has also won them praise from such respected artists as Shubha Mudgal, Talvin Singh and Salman Ahmed of Junoon.

Website: http://www.advaitaonline.net/


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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Solution to Parking problem in Delhi



Delhi is becoming super congested, and if there is any lesson that the government, the MCD and the general public should learn from this past year's Supreme Court sealings, it is that they need to sort out parking in the city fast before we find ourselves in an irreparable situation.

My idea is that they should just have a simple rule for residential as well as commercial premises - when you construct a building you have to provide for as much parking as you would require. Keep the damn streets free for pedestrians.

So if you open a multiplex and expect a seating of 1000, then you should not be allowed to operate until you construct a (multi-level) parking that can fit approximately 350 cars (i.e. about 1000 ÷ 3). (There can be a cap of Rs. 100 for 2 hrs parking, and within that businesses can decide what they want to charge).

And for residential purposes, if you build a house with 6 flats, you should have a capacity to park 6 x 2 = 12 cars. Visitors can park outside up to 4 hours - anything more requiring a notification to your RWA (for example if one has overnight visitors).

This is IMHO essential for sustained economic growth of the city.


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